Goddess Gerrard Genius!!!

And on the seventh day God created Lisa Gerrard!!!

Feel Good Inc. Ellen!!!

Now this is really weird!!!!!

My Other Wife!!!

Now don't get me wrong I love the Lu but I've been cheating again!!! I'm sorry but my heart belongs not only to Ms Lu Stout and Ms Simpson (yummy!!) - I ADORE Ms Bilson too!!! Never have the words "cutie" and "pie" been so apt!!!

Pop (Sex) Idol!!!

The love of my life/future wife now has a group on Facebook!! Click here to go there!!! Lovin' the Lu xxxxx

Woking Finally Going Up In The World!!!

Woking announces plans for THREE potential new skyscrapers! My boyhood dreams of Woking as a mini Manhatten may still come true!!! This is a 25 floor tower called Victoria Way -

Suburban Knights!!!

The Carleton Singing Knights cover Daft Punk's Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!!!

Ich Liebe Ulrich Schnauss!!!

The genius that is Ulrich Schnauss!!!


On My Own


Breath Me by Sia (Ulrich Schnauss Remix)

My Mate Primate!!

Hello Darling!!!

So glad you have something to smile about...

Is Joan At The Rivers?!!

Possibly one of the greatest summer records - ever!! (Before M&S fucked it all up!!!)

Semi Hard On!!!

Came across this guy through 209shorts. Guy's a fucking star!! Check out his 2 new shorts on 209 Radio plus his MySpace!!

You Complied In 20 Seconds!!

What can I say? Fuckin' tune!!!! (Hint - turn it up louuud!!)

Golden Brown - Or Should That Be Yellow?

Just to show I'm not just a Cameron/Conservative hater, a bit of a balance. You fucked up this weekend Gordon - take a bow!!!!

Heathen Heaven Sent!!!!

Anthem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Godly Goon Gumpas!!

Welcome To The Brave New Tory World!!

"The best welfare system of all is called the family and in this world of unease we need to do more to support the family." (David Cameron, Tory Conference Speech, 2007)

Can Leopards Really Change Their Spots?

So two of the Bullingdon boys are poised to take two of the highest positions in the UK, one running London and the other running the Country!! Do you trust Boris and Dave? Somehow the son of a minister seems more trust worthy to me!!

Exercise Simpson Style!!

As me and exercise aren't exactly the closet of buddies I thought I'd post some pictures of Miss Simpson exercising to get me in the mood! Shame the only exercise I can think of involves Miss Simpson...

No Conspiracy - Just Pissed Again!!!

Would you let this man drive you home?!! Thought not. Shame a certain Princess didn't think so too...